No Liability!!!!

Today i was walking around in new york checking manhattan. Then while crossing a McDonalds something caught my eye. There was a sign stating, "THE MANAGER DOES NOT HAVE THE KEY TO THE SAFE". I stopped and pondered for a minute thinking what must have been going through the managements mind while they were coming up with this sign. "Ok guys here is what we are going to do....to avoid people robbing us we'll just tell them before hand that we dont have ne money and that way if someone comes to rob us the mangaer can be like read the sign....this is an awesome idea...with this sign we are saying that u can kill as many of our customers but we cant open the safe cause we dont have the key...this is brilliant...the robbers will come and read the sign and be like 'oohh shit oohh fuck they dont have the key now i cant rob the store i think this life of crime is not for me'...this way we will be doing a public service as well."


What the fucking fuck how fucking retarded are the people in McDonalds dont they care about their customers...someone is going to try and rob them and they will be like i am sorry didnt u read the sign but i can give u as many free smiles as u want....What the hell this world is messed up.