The Phenomena that is ORKUT!!!
Hello muh Babies...i know you guys missed me...and i took the only purpose in ur otherwise meaningless lives...i.e. my blog...but I am back due to my endless love for humanity.
Todays topic of discussion children is Orkut. Orkut started off as an innocent enough venture where people found their old long lost friends and kept in touch with them. Ever since the percentage of Pakistani males has increased the orkut community has become a den for desperate Pakistanis who "WANNA FRAANDSHIIPPPP" and here boys and girls lies the problem. If u have just one line...to make an impression on a girl....who in their right mind would use WANNA FRAANDSHIPPP...what is going through their testosterone filled mindss...I may not be the smoothest guy in the worl...oh k women shun me left right and center....but still i have the decency to realize that they DONT WANNA FRAANDSHIPPP ME!!! Who in their right mind asks someone to be their friend...do u realize how sad that is..."please be my friend"...NO!!! Never!!! It wont happen u stupid taili cyber cafeing mother fuckers....u guys reached ur peak when the cyber cafe scandal happened now its all downhill...no one wants to fraandship u anymore!!!!
I am sorry guys...i didnt mean to lose control like that....its just that...its just that....i miss my days of cyber cafe glory...when we were the COOL guys...now look at what we have been reduced to...a bunch of horny degenerate FRANNDSHIPPP wanting bastards...how wud u guys feel if somebody wanted to be ur friend just to get into ur pants and that person said no...huh HUH!!! You would be hurt right...so ladies...before u reject somebody's FRAANDDSHIPPP look inside urself and if u feel some pity for that poor fraandless horny bastard...then scrap him back....let some of the testosterone flow to the other head...so that he can think clearly, study, think about his future, abt his wife and kids, abt better lines to befriend a girl...u will be doing a great service to Pakistan. Productivity would be up 10 fold and our economic problems would be solved. Pakistan would be the grea nation it was meant to be just because of ur scrap.
So i ask you ladies...no i implore you ...."DO YOU WANNA FRAANDSHIPPP WITH ME!!!!"""
Todays topic of discussion children is Orkut. Orkut started off as an innocent enough venture where people found their old long lost friends and kept in touch with them. Ever since the percentage of Pakistani males has increased the orkut community has become a den for desperate Pakistanis who "WANNA FRAANDSHIIPPPP" and here boys and girls lies the problem. If u have just one line...to make an impression on a girl....who in their right mind would use WANNA FRAANDSHIPPP...what is going through their testosterone filled mindss...I may not be the smoothest guy in the worl...oh k women shun me left right and center....but still i have the decency to realize that they DONT WANNA FRAANDSHIPPP ME!!! Who in their right mind asks someone to be their friend...do u realize how sad that is..."please be my friend"...NO!!! Never!!! It wont happen u stupid taili cyber cafeing mother fuckers....u guys reached ur peak when the cyber cafe scandal happened now its all downhill...no one wants to fraandship u anymore!!!!
I am sorry guys...i didnt mean to lose control like that....its just that...its just that....i miss my days of cyber cafe glory...when we were the COOL guys...now look at what we have been reduced to...a bunch of horny degenerate FRANNDSHIPPP wanting bastards...how wud u guys feel if somebody wanted to be ur friend just to get into ur pants and that person said no...huh HUH!!! You would be hurt right...so ladies...before u reject somebody's FRAANDDSHIPPP look inside urself and if u feel some pity for that poor fraandless horny bastard...then scrap him back....let some of the testosterone flow to the other head...so that he can think clearly, study, think about his future, abt his wife and kids, abt better lines to befriend a girl...u will be doing a great service to Pakistan. Productivity would be up 10 fold and our economic problems would be solved. Pakistan would be the grea nation it was meant to be just because of ur scrap.
So i ask you ladies...no i implore you ...."DO YOU WANNA FRAANDSHIPPP WITH ME!!!!"""
posted by Late night with Dani at 8:07 AM
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