The unrecognized Hero!
It is the Holy month of Ramadan right now people so i will not curse or say anything vulgar in this blog (so all you perverts get the FFFF....oops almost made a boo boo). Anywho as i was saying...it is the month of Ramadan...the month in which Muslims fast all day and overeat all night. It is like in this month Muslims become vampires... "I cannot feed during the daylight for it is forbidden, but henceforth once light goes...i will devour ravenously the feast lay before me...muahahaha!"
Everyone can relate to the fact that they have over eaten at iftaari..."i shudnt have had that last pakora, just because of that last pakora i am about to explode, just because of the teeny tiny pakora i over ate"... i am not a rocket scientist or a nutritionist but maybe those dozen other pakoras you had before the last one, or the half dozen sandwiches you had before that infamous pakora might be to blame as well.
Anywho i diverge from what i wanted to say in this blog...this blog actually does have a point as opposed to my other blogs. During ramadan there is an unsung hero which we all need to acknowledge and be thankful for. Who is it...well its a what for starters...the hero in hiding is....(drum roll please)....The AFTER IFTAARI DAKAAR (BURP)!!!
Yes people the burp that relieves us from our pain and anguish. After you have over eaten there is nothing worse then being unable to burp...people who are unable to burp and are trying to after they have over eaten look like they are trying to take a catch in slip with their mouths...they are all bent forward with their mouth half open in ideal catching position....or an alternate strategy is when people go to their mama and start getting thapras (pats) on the back to make the burp come out. I dont know what the science behind this is but it works. Its like an exosism of the evil gases...."I forsesake the evil pakora gas...by the power of GOD... leave my son alone....leave him be....DEPART!!! GHAAAP!!!"
But nothing beats the sense of accomplishment and relief when u finally get that after iftaari burp...it feels as if you can finally breath again and your stomach falls back into its rightful place as opposed to being in your lungs. You feel as if the weight of the world has been lifted off ur stomach and you can think about eating again. My favourite people are those people who after over eating and going through anguish of being unable to burp say... "Ill never overeat again...never never never...this is the last time"...and as you can guess the very next day they'll be saying...."Damn i shudnt have had that last pakora".
This ramadan i ask you people to be grateful for the small pleasures in life, in your prayers offer a little thanx for being able to take that after dinner burp with your loved ones. Offer a little prayer for others and may you all have a blessed Ramadan. GHAAAP!!
ps if you are confused about what GHAAP is... that is my sound fx for a burp
Everyone can relate to the fact that they have over eaten at iftaari..."i shudnt have had that last pakora, just because of that last pakora i am about to explode, just because of the teeny tiny pakora i over ate"... i am not a rocket scientist or a nutritionist but maybe those dozen other pakoras you had before the last one, or the half dozen sandwiches you had before that infamous pakora might be to blame as well.
Anywho i diverge from what i wanted to say in this blog...this blog actually does have a point as opposed to my other blogs. During ramadan there is an unsung hero which we all need to acknowledge and be thankful for. Who is it...well its a what for starters...the hero in hiding is....(drum roll please)....The AFTER IFTAARI DAKAAR (BURP)!!!
Yes people the burp that relieves us from our pain and anguish. After you have over eaten there is nothing worse then being unable to burp...people who are unable to burp and are trying to after they have over eaten look like they are trying to take a catch in slip with their mouths...they are all bent forward with their mouth half open in ideal catching position....or an alternate strategy is when people go to their mama and start getting thapras (pats) on the back to make the burp come out. I dont know what the science behind this is but it works. Its like an exosism of the evil gases...."I forsesake the evil pakora gas...by the power of GOD... leave my son alone....leave him be....DEPART!!! GHAAAP!!!"
But nothing beats the sense of accomplishment and relief when u finally get that after iftaari burp...it feels as if you can finally breath again and your stomach falls back into its rightful place as opposed to being in your lungs. You feel as if the weight of the world has been lifted off ur stomach and you can think about eating again. My favourite people are those people who after over eating and going through anguish of being unable to burp say... "Ill never overeat again...never never never...this is the last time"...and as you can guess the very next day they'll be saying...."Damn i shudnt have had that last pakora".
This ramadan i ask you people to be grateful for the small pleasures in life, in your prayers offer a little thanx for being able to take that after dinner burp with your loved ones. Offer a little prayer for others and may you all have a blessed Ramadan. GHAAAP!!
ps if you are confused about what GHAAP is... that is my sound fx for a burp
posted by Late night with Dani at 9:05 PM
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Nice blog =)
loool.
tis tres good, relative.
nice breaks in busy lives
ur blog jst nevr..umm..changes. well, it's a different way of making a ramzan post i'll say tht much :P
Never heard of Ghaaps before haha!
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