Super Heroes...with a Twist!
Ok...so another random thought popped into my screwed up brain the other day. I am a big super hero fan...i am still hoping that one day i will grow up to be superman...but that doesnt seem to be happening. So i thought to myself WHAT IF these popular superheroes had one minor change in them...all the same Super powers but one minor adjustment. This is the list i have compiled uptill now.
What if the Flash had his super speed but had a weak back. Every time he made a hard break...snap there goes his back.
What if Batman saw a cute cuddly kitten in the cave he fell into....wud he become CuteCuddlyKittenMan.
What if Captain America wasnt actually American but an illegal immigrant from down South.
What if Superman had motion sickness. Started doing his Super puke when he was flying...thereby destroying metropolis.
What if Spiderman had arachnophobia..." I have the powers of a spider...I disgust myself...I wanna Die!" Then he would swat himself with a newspaper.
What if Wolverine had no control of where the spikes came out. Would he be like a porcupine whenever somebody pissed him off roll up in a ball and get his spikes out....doesnt seem as cool.
What if Maula Jutt...I cant come up with anything for Maula Jutt...he's just perfect...I love the backward jumps onto the building and then the thousand bullet dance he does...wobble that chest Maula...Maula Jutt cud whup anyones ass...if only he didnt have to save his Mom's dupatta all the time. Thats like his kryptonite..."mairay maa da duppata chud deyo Jeeriyaa!!!"
If i can remember any other Superheroes...ill post them as comments. Untill then think abt this...think abt all the real problems superheroes have to go through andrealize how trivial our problems are...we got it good...those poor poor Superheroes.
What if the Flash had his super speed but had a weak back. Every time he made a hard break...snap there goes his back.
What if Batman saw a cute cuddly kitten in the cave he fell into....wud he become CuteCuddlyKittenMan.
What if Captain America wasnt actually American but an illegal immigrant from down South.
What if Superman had motion sickness. Started doing his Super puke when he was flying...thereby destroying metropolis.
What if Spiderman had arachnophobia..." I have the powers of a spider...I disgust myself...I wanna Die!" Then he would swat himself with a newspaper.
What if Wolverine had no control of where the spikes came out. Would he be like a porcupine whenever somebody pissed him off roll up in a ball and get his spikes out....doesnt seem as cool.
What if Maula Jutt...I cant come up with anything for Maula Jutt...he's just perfect...I love the backward jumps onto the building and then the thousand bullet dance he does...wobble that chest Maula...Maula Jutt cud whup anyones ass...if only he didnt have to save his Mom's dupatta all the time. Thats like his kryptonite..."mairay maa da duppata chud deyo Jeeriyaa!!!"
If i can remember any other Superheroes...ill post them as comments. Untill then think abt this...think abt all the real problems superheroes have to go through andrealize how trivial our problems are...we got it good...those poor poor Superheroes.
posted by Late night with Dani at 12:04 PM
9 Comments:
:) something looks different here.
anytheway, i wish superman could actually sweep us women off our feet. maza aata.
Hi. Im a very hot chick. I noticed by accident that you've been blogging for a year now.
To mark this historic occasion me and my battalion of hot chick friends would like to make the night a memorable one for u.
You have made the world a better place.
Woman!! Back off!!! He doesn't need hot chicks anymore...he's committed to one and it'z goin' steady and if u and ur 'battalion of hot chick friends' really wanna work on this noble cause, i can recommend another hot blogger around but stay away from this one, he's taken ;)
Ladies...the above comment is a fabrication...i am as single as can be...let the cat fights commence...MEOWRRR!!!
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*glass breaking*
im heart broken...
Dani is my and only my.
it ain't workin sistah! he's mine mine mine mine MINE so back offf
a latest discovery has been made. very eagerly we hand daniyal, aka danimani aka danomano aka dani aka badass stud with a sesky new laptop and ipod aka professional procastinator aka king of inappropriate jokes aka nice-guy-under-the-tough-exterior, over to anonymous number 1 and her battalion of hot chick friends. hope your memorable night is memorable indeed. all other candidates are required to leave the premises and leave the winner and the prize alone.
peace.
okay so i googled "maula hutt" coz i desperatley need a photograph of his mother for an assignment and my search lead me to ure blog- you wouldnt possibly be able to give me any lead before the end of tonite but yeah the Jutt yelling for his mothers duppatta to be left alone was a teeny bit of help hecne i do owe you a thanx.
cheers.
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