Slaalaykum Paiyan Main Bhutti Bol Rayhyan!!!

IMMMM BACCCKKK!!!!! Ok i think i got a lil too excited in my last blog cuz the desired results have not been achieved by posting a blog. I have not become cooler, the girls arent swooning all over me, i see no six pack appearing in 90 days and my mj is still the same. What da fucking hell now this is what i call false advertising. I think i will have to emulate (big work there used the synonym button in word) some of there popular bloggers.

While doing my research i came across some intresting styles of blogging. They are listed below:-

1) The Whiner
The whiner is an annoying SOB who keeps on whining whining. "Why this...why that...tell me...tell me...give me an answer...i need to know...nobody understands me...whats wrong with me." Who da fuck are u talking to dude. If ur that desperate to get a fucking answer and go to a shrink. Driving other people crazy with ur fucking incessant question. I dont fucking know why that girl ditched u ok pick up the friggin phone and ask her urself. Jeezzzzzus!!!!

2) The I'm too Fucking Cool to write more then one line
This mofo is the guy who thinks he's the cream of the fucking crop..."i am bored right now".... and...thanx for sharing that with us...U ASSHOLE...if ur going to put something up for public viewing at least make it enjoyable. I am bored...ok so what the hell shud i do, thanx for sharing that with us buddy. Do u want us to come over and play fucking cricket with u. Jeeezzzzussss!!!

3)The Sharer
The Sharer updates his blog every 2 hours and tells u abt every detail in his/her life. "I brushed my teeth just now and u know what i noticed my one eye is bigger then the other isnt that swell...like my friend jenny like broke up with her bf oh my god she was like crying all day...my mice just gave birth here are the pics of the babies....I did nuthing in the last 2 hours just wrote my last blogspot." Its a fucking infinite loop u cant make them shutup. Jeeezzzussss!!!!!

4)The Assholes
I think i wud fall under this category at this moment. These are people who have nuthing better to do then read the blogs of other ppl make fun of them. These are the ppl who encourage the shmucks mentioned above the most. Those shmucks are like whoa my counter just went up one im getting popular...dumbasses. The Assholes say nuthing abt themselves since they lead meaningless lives and just make fun of other ppl. Jeeezzuussss!!!!

These were the results of preliminary research and sadly i belong to the species called the Asshole but im trying to change. Why cant i change? Why doesnt anyone love me? Why dont i have any friends? My only friend died today and i had to flush him wanna see pictures of him. I hate u guys and i never want to see u again.

I am da coolest

Yippeee...yeh cheez....i can accomplish nething now. Fuck econ homework fuck stats quiz cuz now i have my own fucking blog. Wait a second while i do a joey victory dance. Now lets get all intellectual and shit like people do on blog. Intellectual mode on.


I alway knew there was something missing from my life. I never cud put my finger on it. In the search i tried alcohol, drugs for inspiration but i cundnt figure out what i needed to complete myself. I was just a mere shadow of a body i cud not see. An egg without a yolk i was lacking the center around which everything revolved. But now i have found that center and that is Blog. I can now pour my emotions on the screen for thousands of ppl i dont know to see and comment on. No longer am i inconsequential i am a Blogger. I have a reason to exist. No longer will i be the moth who circles around the flame i am going to be the flame. Wait a sec fuck this pseudo shit back to celebrating the fact that i have blogspot. Going to do another joey dance.


I am back now while i was doing the joey dance i had an epiphany...this blog spot is going to be different. Its not going to be about "who am i" "why am i here" "what is the meaning of this world" "how do i solve my problem with Susan" "why do i have such a small micheal jackson" no this blogspot is different. This will deal with real issues pertaining our world which is in such utter turmoil at this point. i want my voice to be heard I want to make a difference in this world....hold up i cant type while i am laughing. Hells no this blogspot is not going to be dealing with nething that stupid its going to do something much more important i.e. me and whatever i think is important.

So ladies and Gents (imagine 'in da club' playing) without further ado i welcome you all to the MY FUCKING BLOGSPOT